Baby Bangs vs. Bumpits vs. Thinny Hair Holders

In our latest installment of ludicrous, tacky, and amazing hair products, we give you:

That's right, folks. Baby. Bangs.

These creepy little accessories can give a frightening flair to any otherwise cute and innocent baby:


And turn them into this:

Because you know how much non-cognizant 6 month year old babies care about gender confusion. Users of this David Lynch-ian beautifier can rest assured that- make no mistake-

Whew!

Extensions- they're not just for janky street walkers anymore!

Special thanks to...absolutely no one.